Whenever I see those bumper stickers that say “Love Wins,” I always want to add “3-2.” In the same vain, there’s a commercial on the radio that starts by saying “Do you suffer from paranoia?” And my answer, which I say audibly whether people are in the car or not, is always “No! Yes! Stop following me!” And finally, a neighbor of mine down the hall has a sign that reads “Enter with a happy heart.” And I always want to add “or die.”