It’s always around this time of year that I wonder what the members of the bands “Cannibal Corpse,” “Slayer,” or “Iron Maiden” do for Christmas. Do you think they open their presents on Christmas Eve or Christmas Day? Who plays Santa? Do their mothers always insist on having cranberry sauce at dinner even though no one eats it? Do they do some sort of special Christmas Eve dinner, or do they just go out for chinese? Or do they attend that traditional candlelight service at their Dads’ church? I guess I’ll never know.