Random Thoughts

Air Fresheners

Air fresheners are a classic example of the everday place of human delusion. We buy air fresheners in all kinds of exotic flavors. Then we spray our new “Strawberry Lilac” scent all over the room after an unfortunate incident. We do this so that our brain will go “Wow. I’m in a field with strawberries. Dancing around with my best friends. Oh look there’s James Taylor. Maybe he will entertain us with one of his patented feel good folk songs.” But our brains actually go “Strawberries? I’m not anywhere near strawberries. I’ll bet the cat just pissed on the rug. Now strawberries will eternally remind me of cat piss.” I want an air freshener that says “Eau de Bathroom before you took a shit in it.”

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