13. The Swan: Chimp Edition
They were about halfway through making the show when they realized that true Chimp beauty is on the inside.
12. Chartered Accountant meets Bookworm
Having a â€œreading and typingâ€ room on the party bus never led to many sexual interactions.
11. The Widower
The first Widower to lead the show turned out to be not a Widower but a Hungarian.
10. The Real Golden Girls
The Real Gilliganâ€™s Island was lame enough, and though the old women came in droves, the producers tried to salvage what they could.
9. The Simple Life 13: Bette Midler
8. Temptation Island: Fat People
The contestants were more tempted by the host, whose name was John Butter.
7. Queer Eye for the Blind Guy
The show wasnâ€™t interesting, but the blind guys did look FABULOUS!
6. Minority Swap
Oh wait, we donâ€™t have anymore racism in this country. Thanks Patriot Act! (oooo, biting political humor, I think I may be investigated for that)
5 . Trading Insurance Rates
As if it couldnâ€™t have been any more irritating, Paige Davis decided to host this one too.
4 . My Big Fat Obnoxious Toaster
Donâ€™t you hate when your toaster strudel doesnâ€™t get dark enough, then you toast it some more and it burns. It buuuuuuuuuuuuuurns!
3 . American Supreme Court Justice
Unfortunately, Rehnquist and Bader were both voted off in favor of Nick Lachey and Lindsey Lohan. The government was still just as useless as ever, but a little sexier.
2. The Amazing Racist
1. Survivor: Cheboygan
It took until the second to last episode for the contestants to realize that they were not competing at a â€œNorth-Poleâ€ suburb.