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Blue StreakName: Morgan Thelonius Foster III

Height: 6′3.3″

Weight: Roughly .14 metric tons

Relationship Interests: Fling / Friend with Benefits / Serious Relationship

Hobbies: I guess I just like to have a good time. I’m a lot of fun, and I just like going out to clubs with friends and dancing. I also love going out on my boat and soaking up the sun. Other then that I guess I like to waste the day away reading and playing video games, wallowing in my own apathy and self-loathing. One of my favorite things to do is eat my own body weight in grape tomatoes.

Favorite Movies: Last Action Hero, Baby Geniuses, Scary Movie 2, Hard Rain, Pooty Tang

Job: Independent Contractor for Staplesâ„¢

Pets: Two Alpacas – Freon and Funk Soulmaster

Things that Irritate me about others: Unibrows; people who can move their ears; people who drone on and on about themselves; people who discuss chess strategy; and people who don’t listen

Favorite Actor: Bob Sagat

Perfect 1st Date: Eating at a nice italian restaurant, then taking a nice relaxing walk through a downtown park and laughing at old people.

Additional Comments: I guess I’m just like a lot of people so email me – sexyman30@hotmail.com

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