I don’t know what it is about women that serve me caffeinated beverages, but I think I have a crush on another one. Since this is like the 5th or 6th one, I think this is getting a little ridiculous. Is it because they’re making me something that’s awakening, the last legal drug if you will? Or is it because young cute girls tend to work at coffee shops? Or is it that cute girls who are generally friendly tend to work at coffee shops? Or am I just a sap? Mmmm, coffee. You’ll listen to me won’t you?