– Why do people always say “It’s like Deja Vu all over again”? – Beautiful women rule the world. I wish they didn’t have such power over me. To quote George Costanza, beautiful women are Godzilla “and I’m thousands of fleeing Japanese.” – Why couldn’t God have given me a calling to be an accountant …
Day: October 19, 2006
Deep Thoughts – Humorous
If there was a guy named Funny who wasn’t very humorous, would he still be funny? Maybe if he got kicked in the crotch.
Deep Thoughts – Cheetos
If there were no heaven, I think I’d eat a lot more cheetos.