So I was flipping through the channels earlier this morning, and I came across the good old American classic “Blind Date.” I really dislike this show, since most of it is two people just trying to eventually have sex, while all of us at home laugh at their vain attempts, so we can feel a …

I have yet another apartment elevator observation, other than the fact that it has smelled like someone cooked B.O. Chicken in it recently. I notice that there’s a sign in the elevator that says “In case of fire, use stairs.” Pretty standard in elevators. How many people, though, are trying the elevator during a fire. …

Anyone who thinks we do not have sexism problems in this country anymore just need to work with me for a day. The comments I hear hourly at work are just jaw dropping sometimes. Here’s a few examples: – We have a video that runs all day long with random movie previews and TV show …

I had to escort a friend of mine to the oral surgeon the other day to have his wisdom teeth removed, and I noticed something I found humorous. In the reception area, there was a sign that informed me that Nitrous Oxide (or laughing gas) on any operation will cost extra, and if I would …

You know what I realized today. Computer viruses, the email kind, are like pyramid schemes. Now just follow me here for a moment. There’s this guy who works for amway, oh I’m sorry alticore, oh I’m sorry quixtar, oh I’m sorry, some other crappy place, who goes to the bookstore that I frequent and is …

I liked that first fifteen thing, so I think I’ll try it again. 1. Perry Como – I Wish it Could Be Christmas Forever (yikes, first thing) 2. Joan Baez – I Shall Be Released 3. Brave Combo – It’s Christmas Man! (two Christmas ones right off the bat) 4. Natalie Cole – The Very …