Random Thoughts

More Blog Complaints

So I’ve always made a point of telling people that I have a website, but not a blog, though I realize that my lack of putting things up other than random thoughts has really turned this into a blog site. I’m going to keep putting up plays, skits and essays, but I guess I’ve been …

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Song Lyrics

Beautiful Dangerous Blue

Lyrics to a new song: Beautiful Dangerous Blue I was swept to sea while trying to be poetic It always takes a tragedy to put it in perspective I’ve been living through a drought that never leaves My inspiration’s gone as well as my beliefs And they say that David didn’t pen a psalm for …

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Random Thoughts

Yatta

This is kind of an old favorite that most of you may have seen, but I figured it’s always time for a good Yatta. Plus, I found an English translation. Here’s the video: Original Yatta Video Flash Mock And here’s the translation, which I find incredibly entertaining: G R Double-E N Leaves G R Double-E …

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Random Thoughts

Air Fresheners

Air fresheners are a classic example of the everday place of human delusion. We buy air fresheners in all kinds of exotic flavors. Then we spray our new “Strawberry Lilac” scent all over the room after an unfortunate incident. We do this so that our brain will go “Wow. I’m in a field with strawberries. …

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Last Day

I punched out and said my goodbyes, and thus ended Best Buy’s (or His Satanic Majesty, as I like to call it) opressive hold on my life. And yet I still felt a twinge of sadness as I said goodbye and walked out the door, making my last purchase with my employee discount, and having …

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