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Bumper Stickers

So I was driving to work the other day and a truck in front of me had two similar bumper stickers. One said “I love cats, they taste like chicken.” and the other said “If you’re looking for your cat, check under my tires.” Who hates cats that much?

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Bats

Someone needs to tell bats to just settle down. I would, but they squeak a lot, which I’m just not into. And they’re freaky.

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Baconpig

My esteemed, and often mentioned, colleague made another nice observation. I quote – “Why do we say Tunafish? Isn’t that like saying fishfish? You don’t say HamburgerCow, or BaconPig.”

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The Walk

You know, Christians can be the most selfish people on the planet sometimes. We’re always talking about “my” walk, “my” journey, “my” story with God and we so rarely say “our.” Any time we hurt or ignore people we can always say “God’s doing amazing things in my life.”

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Nextel Friend

I have a new friend over the direct connect on my Nextel. It started off as a prank call (which I get a surprising number of on my direct connect), and we ended up talking for quite some time. Interesting how people evolve along with technology. I’ll update you as I go along.

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Being Lonely

With all the people in this world, how is it possible to be so lonely? And why does one person’s opinion and feelings matter so much? Unanswerable questions.

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Thanks Bacardi

I purchased some Bacardi 0, that new orange drink of theirs, and when I popped the cap, I expected some gorgeous black-haired, olive-skinned ladies to burst through my door and dance with me in a suspiciously sexual way, as their commercials seem to suggest. Needless to say, this did not occur, however, a few gorgeous …

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