Morgan’s Rantings and Waxings

A girl came in the store the other day with one of the most bizarre shirts I’ve ever seen. It had a picture of a kitten in a bathtub with the slogan “Make Many Soap Bubbles.” I tried it later, but it’s really hard to make soap bubbles with hand soap. Then it occurred to …

So I was driving to work the other day and a truck in front of me had two similar bumper stickers. One said “I love cats, they taste like chicken.” and the other said “If you’re looking for your cat, check under my tires.” Who hates cats that much?

It amazes me how people seem to start and end their adult lives knowing everything. I think it starts between 12 – 17 and ends between 60 – death.

Someone needs to tell bats to just settle down. I would, but they squeak a lot, which I’m just not into. And they’re freaky.

To whoever invented Ice Cream – Thank you.

My esteemed, and often mentioned, colleague made another nice observation. I quote – “Why do we say Tunafish? Isn’t that like saying fishfish? You don’t say HamburgerCow, or BaconPig.”

You know, Christians can be the most selfish people on the planet sometimes. We’re always talking about “my” walk, “my” journey, “my” story with God and we so rarely say “our.” Any time we hurt or ignore people we can always say “God’s doing amazing things in my life.”

I have a new friend over the direct connect on my Nextel. It started off as a prank call (which I get a surprising number of on my direct connect), and we ended up talking for quite some time. Interesting how people evolve along with technology. I’ll update you as I go along.

Another sign that you’re getting old is when you only get Oil and Vinegar on your salad. Food has a lot to do with getting old I’ve noticed.

With all the people in this world, how is it possible to be so lonely? And why does one person’s opinion and feelings matter so much? Unanswerable questions.