Morgan’s Rantings and Waxings

tales from an extrovert forced to be a recluse

Me Neither, I Was Just Asking – Screech

Do you ever remember all the moments in your life where you felt like Screech on the episode of Saved by the Bell where Zack hooks up with Lisa, and you wonder when those moments are going to stop?  Me neither, I was just asking.

Me Neither, I Was Just Asking – Sixth Sense

You ever have an “ending of Sixth Sense”-ish flashback of all the girls who flirted with you in your life, and you realize they actually were hitting on you, and all your neuroticism was ridiculous and unnecessary, and it never shed any light on yourself, but rather prevented you from being happy?  *sigh* Me neither, I was just asking.

Me Neither, I Was Just Asking – Moods

Have you ever had two days in a row where you’ve been in a really good mood and you try to backtrack the two days to figure out what you did to cause you to be in such a good mood so that you can replicate that on a daily basis, but then you realize that maybe moods are not quantifiable and your ultra-consumer mindset has led you into believing.. Read More

Me Neither, I was Just Asking – Underwear

Have you ever folded your batman underwear, set it next to your Homer Simpson and Scooby-Doo underwear (complete with the phrase “Peace and Ruv” on the elastic), and thought to yourself “I really am a grown up now.  I’m doing my own laundry”?  Me neither, I was just asking.

Me Neither, I Was Just Asking – Family Events

Have you ever met a girl at a family event, thought to yourself “hey, she’s pretty cute, maybe I’ll test the flirting waters a little bit,” then after about two hours have it suddenly occur to you that though you haven’t met before, you are in fact related to her?  Me neither, I was just asking.

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