Morgan’s Rantings and Waxings

tales from an extrovert forced to be a recluse

Me Neither, I was Just Asking – Groceries

Have you ever been so proud of yourself for eating all of the fruits and vegetables you bought recently before they went rotten, that you immediately run out to the store to reward yourself, buy more fruits and vegetables, which subsequently rot?  Me neither, I was just asking.

Me Neither, I Was Just Asking

Do you ever smell the pants you’ve been wearing for three straight days, think “hmmm, borderline,” then put them back on and wear them for two more days?  Me neither, I was just asking.

Me Neither, I Was Just Asking

Have you ever been talking to yourself in your car, and you think of something funny, so you laugh a little bit. Then about 2 minutes later you actually say what you were thinking out loud and you pretend like you just thought of it? Me neither, I was just asking.

Me Neither, I Was Just Asking

Have you ever been drinking hooch with the mayor, when that bastard monkey walks in, raving about some musical soap dish that he met in one of his thousand acid trips, which he never shuts up about, and the first thing you say is “How did you get out of the fridge?� Me neither, I was just asking.

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