Morgan’s Rantings and Waxings

tales from an extrovert forced to be a recluse

Me Neither, I Was Just Asking

Have you ever taken your glasses off to take a shower, then when you get out and put your shirt on, you spot a water spot on your shirt, but with your glasses off it looks like your nipple, then you get really scared because you think maybe you came down with that mysterious “moving nipple� disease? Me neither, I was just asking.

Me Neither, I Was Just Asking

Do you ever wonder about the origin of the word “prom� and the best you can conclude is that it has something to do with a low carb corn salsa dip? Me neither, I was just asking.

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