Do you ever go through those times when motivation is a precious commodity? I’m going through one of those now. The random times when I have motivation I try to do as much as possible in that amount of time. If only I had that motivation all the time. Even coffee isn’t doing the trick …

It amazes me sometimes the length people will go to to vandalize. You know how every single restroom ever with an automatic dryer has certain parts scratched out so that it says “Push Butt” or “Rub hands directly under arm.” Another example is in the elevator in my apartment there is a sign that reads …

So here’s an interesting story. As I write this, I have a parakeet on my shoulder. This bird ran into the door on my sixth floor apartment balcony, and it was obviously someone’s bird. So me and a couple friends grabbed it and went door to door on the apartments asking if anyone had lost …

A girl came in the store the other day with one of the most bizarre shirts I’ve ever seen. It had a picture of a kitten in a bathtub with the slogan “Make Many Soap Bubbles.” I tried it later, but it’s really hard to make soap bubbles with hand soap. Then it occurred to …

So I was driving to work the other day and a truck in front of me had two similar bumper stickers. One said “I love cats, they taste like chicken.” and the other said “If you’re looking for your cat, check under my tires.” Who hates cats that much?

It amazes me how people seem to start and end their adult lives knowing everything. I think it starts between 12 – 17 and ends between 60 – death.

Someone needs to tell bats to just settle down. I would, but they squeak a lot, which I’m just not into. And they’re freaky.

To whoever invented Ice Cream – Thank you.

My esteemed, and often mentioned, colleague made another nice observation. I quote – “Why do we say Tunafish? Isn’t that like saying fishfish? You don’t say HamburgerCow, or BaconPig.”

You know, Christians can be the most selfish people on the planet sometimes. We’re always talking about “my” walk, “my” journey, “my” story with God and we so rarely say “our.” Any time we hurt or ignore people we can always say “God’s doing amazing things in my life.”