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Nextel Friend

I have a new friend over the direct connect on my Nextel. It started off as a prank call (which I get a surprising number of on my direct connect), and we ended up talking for quite some time. Interesting how people evolve along with technology. I’ll update you as I go along.

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Being Lonely

With all the people in this world, how is it possible to be so lonely? And why does one person’s opinion and feelings matter so much? Unanswerable questions.

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Thanks Bacardi

I purchased some Bacardi 0, that new orange drink of theirs, and when I popped the cap, I expected some gorgeous black-haired, olive-skinned ladies to burst through my door and dance with me in a suspiciously sexual way, as their commercials seem to suggest. Needless to say, this did not occur, however, a few gorgeous …

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Wedding Style

I’ve learned that the key to going to a wedding is to make yourself better looking than the groom so that the bride will think “Why aren’t I marrying that guy?” Just kidding, Tim, you’re almost as attractive as me.

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Is that the Northern Lights?

There’s a business across the street from my apartment with these giant spot lights, and every time I go out to smoke, I mean, sit and enjoy the weather, I see these huge lights flashing towards the heavens. What on Earth do they need those for? However, they do give the illusion of an Aurora …

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Spontaneous Basketball Purchases

In my lifetime, 22 years to be precise, I have spontaneously bought a basketball on 4 different occasions. That seems excessive, but the national average is actually 2 spontaneous basketball purchases in a lifetime, and since my mother always told me I was “above average,” I figure I’m doing alright.

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