When youâ€™re being interrogated by the cops, do you ever wonder if thereâ€™s another cop behind the two-way mirror making faces at you because you canâ€™t see him. Someday Iâ€™ll find you officer goofy-face.
Geez, somebody got their face sucked off by the ugly fish.
The big red fluffy chair looked much like a big red fluffy chair. From hell!!
Why is it that when you use the bathroom, the toiletâ€™s already full of water. Seems like a big waste. Iâ€™ll bet that water could be better used somewhere else. Like water factories.
You know what they say “If life hands you lemons, tell life to go fuck itself.”