In my lifetime, 22 years to be precise, I have spontaneously bought a basketball on 4 different occasions. That seems excessive, but the national average is actually 2 spontaneous basketball purchases in a lifetime, and since my mother always told me I was “above average,” I figure I’m doing alright.

A friend at work said this “Sure Hitler was a jerk and all, but he made this amazing quiche.”

Maybe instead of war we could get Saddam and George together for an intense night of Crash Bandicoot.