So I noticed that the Victoria’s Secret Fashion show was on the other night, on CBS no less (no, I did not watch it), and I thought that TV had stooped to a new low, and then, just ten minutes ago, I turned on to see that Ricki Lake had on “Playboy’s Women of Wal-Mart.” …

Is it just me or is Gollum Willem Defoe on his 610th birthday?

The most recent bit of vandalism in my apartment elevator gave me a chuckle. In the new No Smoking sign, someone etched “I heart hoes.”

Speaking of fast food campaigns, someone needs to tell Arby’s to just drop the friggin oven mitt thing.

It occurs to me that the only real message to the new McDonalds “I’m Lovin’ it” campaign is that you can order what you please at McDonalds. Were you forced to order specific things before?