Some of my favorite characters in movies are the pathetic ones. I watch the characters that never say the right things, act like idiots on accident in front of the person they are madly in love with, and just never win, and I love those characters. I sympathize with them, and I know they won’t …

Well, the Bears season once again ended with a ‘thunk.’ So I just wanted to warn anyone out there thinking of becoming a sports fan, don’t ever ever ever follow a Chicago team. Much like my love life, it is an incredible let down, and nothing ever happens.

I’ve got to write something The icicle lights twinkle The inspiration escapes Like a fleeting memory I think I can capture But the words never come out right Paper can burn Why do I feel these words immortal Wind blowing through a tree Felt but never seen It’s like I just can’t listen hard enough …