There are a good amount of wild turkeys that wander around where I work now. In fact, I could easily say that there are more wild turkeys here than I have ever seen in my whole life. Considering I’ve maybe seen 2 wild turkeys before working here, I guess that doesn’t say much. They are …

There’s a billboard on my way to work that advertises “Buck Snort Lodge Products.” I can’t even begin to think what products would fit the brand “Buck Snort Lodge.”

So my latest attempt at quitting smoking as been using toothpicks (or T-picks as I calls it). Not going too well. I can’t keep em lit!

So for those of you who have watched the weather channel or a news program of your choice recently and seen the feet upon feet of snow in Michigan and then thought to yourself “I’ll bet that’d be really fun to drive in,” let me be the first to tell you, it’s not. Considering I …