So I was flipping through the channels earlier this morning, and I came across the good old American classic “Blind Date.” I really dislike this show, since most of it is two people just trying to eventually have sex, while all of us at home laugh at their vain attempts, so we can feel a …

I have yet another apartment elevator observation, other than the fact that it has smelled like someone cooked B.O. Chicken in it recently. I notice that there’s a sign in the elevator that says “In case of fire, use stairs.” Pretty standard in elevators. How many people, though, are trying the elevator during a fire. …

Anyone who thinks we do not have sexism problems in this country anymore just need to work with me for a day. The comments I hear hourly at work are just jaw dropping sometimes. Here’s a few examples: – We have a video that runs all day long with random movie previews and TV show …

I had to escort a friend of mine to the oral surgeon the other day to have his wisdom teeth removed, and I noticed something I found humorous. In the reception area, there was a sign that informed me that Nitrous Oxide (or laughing gas) on any operation will cost extra, and if I would …

You know what I realized today. Computer viruses, the email kind, are like pyramid schemes. Now just follow me here for a moment. There’s this guy who works for amway, oh I’m sorry alticore, oh I’m sorry quixtar, oh I’m sorry, some other crappy place, who goes to the bookstore that I frequent and is …

I liked that first fifteen thing, so I think I’ll try it again. 1. Perry Como – I Wish it Could Be Christmas Forever (yikes, first thing) 2. Joan Baez – I Shall Be Released 3. Brave Combo – It’s Christmas Man! (two Christmas ones right off the bat) 4. Natalie Cole – The Very …

February 27, 2004 7:59 PM – I saw “The Passion of the Christ” earlier this week, and since it has been such a controversial film, I figured I would give my own feedback. If you have not seen the film, and don’t want me to spoil the ending, stop reading. Just kidding, but actually this …

February 27, 2004 7:18 PM – Inspired by tmcamp, who was inspired by Neil Gaman, I’ve decided to randomize every mp3 track that I own and list what the first fifteen are. TM’s so far have been rather embarrassing and I expect mine to be the same. Since I have almost 16,000 mp3s, there is …

February 7, 2004 7:24 PM – I was sitting at a red light today behind a car with a bumper sticker that red “These Colors Don’t Run!” with a picture of an American Flag. Now the funny thing is the colors on the bumper sticker were completely faded, leaving only the blue and slight image …

It’s amazing to me what our pop culture has come to. The superbowl halftime show just seems to get worse and worse. I mean it’s just amazing when we live in a time where your nipple cap can accidentally show. When I’m wearing my sterling silver nipple caps over top of my skin tight suit, …