Well it had to happen at some point. I was sub-500 in my picks last week. I blame it on the fact that the Bears didn’t play. I had a bye week too. So like I said before about the Bears, I want nothing less than a 55-3 ass wupping of the 49ers this week. …
Life’s Just a Game (working title)
So I actually wrote this song a couple weeks ago, but completely forgot to put lyrics up here. Let me know what you think. You have to imagine the music being very Bob Dylan-y. I don’t know if I like the title very much, and one title idea I had was Athens, Georgia is no …
NFL First Guessing – Week 7
So like I said in my post the other day, I lost both of my fantasy games thanks to the Bears, and I didn’t care. I needed Berrian to not let Boldin do 15 points better than him to win one game, and I needed Gould and Grossman to get 22 points between the two …
Random Thursday Thoughts
– Why do people always say “It’s like Deja Vu all over again”? – Beautiful women rule the world. I wish they didn’t have such power over me. To quote George Costanza, beautiful women are Godzilla “and I’m thousands of fleeing Japanese.” – Why couldn’t God have given me a calling to be an accountant …
Deep Thoughts – Humorous
If there was a guy named Funny who wasn’t very humorous, would he still be funny? Maybe if he got kicked in the crotch.
Deep Thoughts – Cheetos
If there were no heaven, I think I’d eat a lot more cheetos.
10 Things We Learned from the Bears Game Last Night
1 – Morgan’s heart can take a lot of beating before it explodes. 2 – Matt Leinart is going to be an amazing QB. 3 – Brian Urlacher is amazing. He absolutely refused to let us lose that game (19 tackles!). 4 – Rex Grossman is still young. 5 – Devin Hester is the most …
NFL First Guessing – Week 6
I can hardly express how good it feels to be a Bears fan right now. At the end of this past week, the Bears had the top average points per game for and the top average points per game against. So by that measure, the Bears actually have the best offense AND the best defense …
Deep Thoughts – Hello
Sometimes instead of saying “Hello,� don’t you just feel like saying “I’m Batman.�
Deep Thoughts – Spring
One of these days, I’m finally going to track down that bastard who keeps taking an hour away from me in the spring.