Inspired by Samuel Beckett’s plays (he wrote I and II). I figured I’d modernize it and tone down the whole desolation thing that Beckett loves. Final Draft
The Worst Day of Morgan’s Life
A literal reinactment of the worst day of my life. Final Draft
The Training of an Armed Guard for the Escort of George Bush to the Realm of the Good Guys
Wanted to write something mocking about Bush, which became suddenly even more mocking when we started war with Iraq. Final Draft
Numb
A play I thought of one night when I was standing outside in the cold smoking a cigarette. Final Draft
Faith or Something Like It
An exaggerated dramatization of a conversation I had with a guy at work. Final Draft
The Apple Jacks Commercial You Never Saw
Exactly what it’s called. Final Draft
Convict Karl
This is an idea I got from a friend of mine for a used car dealership in a strip mall. So that’s what this is. Final Draft
Knockout
I always thought it would be so funny if somebody just kept knocking people out with one punch. So this is what came out of that. Final Draft
The Poop Sketch
This was actually the first play/sketch that I ever wrote and it just came from a goofy idea I had of people eating very disgusting things, then looking in shock as somebody else ordered something relatively normal. Final Draft