Anyone who thinks we do not have sexism problems in this country anymore just need to work with me for a day. The comments I hear hourly at work are just jaw dropping sometimes. Here’s a few examples: – We have a video that runs all day long with random movie previews and TV show …
Laughing Gas
I had to escort a friend of mine to the oral surgeon the other day to have his wisdom teeth removed, and I noticed something I found humorous. In the reception area, there was a sign that informed me that Nitrous Oxide (or laughing gas) on any operation will cost extra, and if I would …
Pyramid Viruses
You know what I realized today. Computer viruses, the email kind, are like pyramid schemes. Now just follow me here for a moment. There’s this guy who works for amway, oh I’m sorry alticore, oh I’m sorry quixtar, oh I’m sorry, some other crappy place, who goes to the bookstore that I frequent and is …
Top Fifteen Again
I liked that first fifteen thing, so I think I’ll try it again. 1. Perry Como – I Wish it Could Be Christmas Forever (yikes, first thing) 2. Joan Baez – I Shall Be Released 3. Brave Combo – It’s Christmas Man! (two Christmas ones right off the bat) 4. Natalie Cole – The Very …
The Passion
February 27, 2004 7:59 PM – I saw “The Passion of the Christ” earlier this week, and since it has been such a controversial film, I figured I would give my own feedback. If you have not seen the film, and don’t want me to spoil the ending, stop reading. Just kidding, but actually this …
Top Fifteen
February 27, 2004 7:18 PM – Inspired by tmcamp, who was inspired by Neil Gaman, I’ve decided to randomize every mp3 track that I own and list what the first fifteen are. TM’s so far have been rather embarrassing and I expect mine to be the same. Since I have almost 16,000 mp3s, there is …
These colors don’t run, but they do fade
February 7, 2004 7:24 PM – I was sitting at a red light today behind a car with a bumper sticker that red “These Colors Don’t Run!” with a picture of an American Flag. Now the funny thing is the colors on the bumper sticker were completely faded, leaving only the blue and slight image …
Nipple Cap
It’s amazing to me what our pop culture has come to. The superbowl halftime show just seems to get worse and worse. I mean it’s just amazing when we live in a time where your nipple cap can accidentally show. When I’m wearing my sterling silver nipple caps over top of my skin tight suit, …
Pathetic Characters
Some of my favorite characters in movies are the pathetic ones. I watch the characters that never say the right things, act like idiots on accident in front of the person they are madly in love with, and just never win, and I love those characters. I sympathize with them, and I know they won’t …
Typical Bears Ending
Well, the Bears season once again ended with a ‘thunk.’ So I just wanted to warn anyone out there thinking of becoming a sports fan, don’t ever ever ever follow a Chicago team. Much like my love life, it is an incredible let down, and nothing ever happens.